{"product_id":"confidence-of-a-mediocre-white-man","title":"Confidence of a Mediocre White Man","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eConfidence of a Mediocre White Man: Go on. Drop that turkey into the fryer. What's the worst that could happen?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"310\" data-start=\"87\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThanksgiving morning and your dad has the genius idea to deep fry your turkey. What a great way to save time! I'm sure it will be fine! Ah, if only we all had the confidence of a mediocre white man. While we can't give you that audacity (we honestly aren't even sure where they get it from), we can give you a soap for the occasion. Made with a perfect blend of apple and bourbon, we tested this scent out last year and it sold out within an hour. You will not want to miss this apple bourbon blend. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"310\" data-start=\"87\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis soap name comes from a real life experience. Do not deep fry turkeys without proper safety gear and knowledge. And don't do it while they are frozen... You're not saving time, you're guaranteeing a trip to the ER.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWhat you need to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated especially for dry and sensitive skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% goats milk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHonestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Falcone Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48170105864382,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4862\/8926\/files\/ConfidenceofaMediocrecloseup.png?v=1784241471","url":"https:\/\/falconefarm.com\/products\/confidence-of-a-mediocre-white-man","provider":"Falcone Farm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}