{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-bundle-1","title":"Dumpster Fire Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the Dumpster Fire Collection: a delightfully unhinged lineup of amazing scents for when everything else is going up in flames. From minty-fresh meltdowns to floral-scented denial, these bars are here to keep you smelling good while the world smells... less good. Think of it as self-care for the end times. Because if our country's burning, you might as well lather up and enjoy the aromatherapy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bundle includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Collapse of Democracy - Spearmint\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLosing Your Marbles - Coconut Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEat the Rich - Bergamot and Cypress\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat Year Is It? - Rainbow Sherbet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is Fine - Honeysuckle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHonestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Falcone Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49107095945406,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/4862\/8926\/files\/dumpsterfirebundle.png?v=1763846623","url":"https:\/\/falconefarm.com\/products\/dumpster-fire-bundle-1","provider":"Falcone Farm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}