(aka Clarice)
Meet Our Goats
Special Agent Clarice Starling
Clarice was my first milking goat and came to our farm in 2023. She is turning five this year and enjoys bananas, destroying my hay bales and gentle face pets.
She was the goat who made us fall in love with Mini Nubian goats and will always hold a special place in our hearts.
Clarice will be giving us more babies in mid May of 2026. If you are interested in reserving a baby, please use our contact form to get in touch or reach out to us on Instagram @falconefarm.
Jadie (aka Jadiegoat)
Jadie came to us in 2024 while pregnant with her first baby. She gave birth to a sweet little boy on a very windy day at the beginning of March 2024. We named that little boy Guthrie (a Scottish name meaning a windy spot) and he left our farm to be a breeding buck at another farm in Oregon.
Jadie is absolutely the sassiest goat we have and does not believe in "sharing is caring" when it comes to her food. The chickens especially now know she is not one to f**k around with when it comes to her food.
Fun fact: Jadie is actually Clarice's daughter! We did not know this when we first were interested in purchasing her but when we found out she was Clarice's daughter, we absolutely had to have her!
Jadie will be giving us more babies in late summer/fall of 2026 . If you are interested in reserving a baby, please use our contact form to get in touch or reach out to us on Instagram @falconefarm.
Porcini
Porcini is our first homebred doe (girl goat) that we have retained and we are SO excited to see how she grows up!
Porcini is Clarice's daughter and she certainly got her mom's temperment. It's a good thing we like an in-your-pocket goat because this girl loves to be with you 24/7.
Poricini will be having her first set of babies in late summer/early fall of 2026. If you are interested in reserving a baby, please use our contact form to get in touch or reach out to us on Instagram @falconefarm.
Pretzel
Our sweet Pretzel came to us when we were in dire need of milk and she overdelivered and is STILL overdelivering. She is the oldest of our bunch at the age of 6 and is the absolute boss lady of our crew.
Pretzel is our most vocal goat and enjoys yelling at our main milker, Rachel, whenever she sees her on the property. Unfortunately for Rachel, and our neighbors, our property is incredibly small and she can see her nearly anytime she is outside. Even though Pretzel is noisy as fu** (props to Pretzel, we love a good communicator), she is also super affectionate and we love her gentle, puppy dog personality when it comes to hanging out with the tiny humans who visit our farm.
Pretzel will be giving us more baies in Mid May of 2026. If you are interested in reserving a baby, please use our contact form to get in touch or reach out to us on Instagram @falconefarm.
Basil & Thyme
aka the useless goats
Basil and Thyme are the OG members of our herd and serve absolutely zero purpose beyond being really cute.
Basil (the tri color) takes her duties very VERY seriously and makes it her daily mission to not only be adorable but also incredibly gentle and loving.
Thyme (the black and white) has made it her life mission to be an absolute terror. She seems to sense when our goat management team is at their wits end and enjoys pushing them right over the edge into a grippy sock vacation.
Both of these lovely girls are two year old Nigerian Dwarfs.
MEET THE TEAM
Rachel
Milk Processor
Rachel
Soap Production Specialist
Rachel
Social Media Manager & Web Designer
Rachel is our CEO and Main Goat Wrangler (in addition to the many other hats she wears) and her enthusiasm for the goats and the soap is what keeps this business up and running on a daily basis.
Rachel is a mom of 3 human children ranging in ages from 4 months - 6 years. Legend has it she hasn't slept in 6 years but she insists that she is living life to her fullest and most chaotic potentital wrangling her children and her goats
If you are chatting with our account on social media or emailing us, chances are, you are chatting with Rachel.