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  • Gently Scented

    I love a good scent as much as the next girl but I don't need my soap to perfume my whole house. Our soaps are formulated with the perfect level of fragrance that will leave you smelling lovely and not smelling like a tween that got into mom's perfume stash.

  • 100% Goat's Milk

    Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we go all in with 100% goat's milk. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience?

  • Humor Solves Everything

    Well. Maybe not everything. But we firmly believe that you either laugh or you cry and sometimes you laugh while you cry.

    So we made soap labels that say the quiet parts out loud. Human rights, family dynamics, mental health… it is all fair game.

    If it makes you laugh in the middle of the chaos, we’ve done our job.

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YAY!

YAY! I love all your soaps!

Julie C.
Manifest That Sh!t
Lather love❣️

Great soap! Love starting the day lathering up with some dreamy aromas.

Paul B.
This is Fine
amazing soap!

no joke! the names might be hilarious, but this is some seriously great soap!!

Julie C.
Eat the Rich

Eliminating the stank of democracy

JennC
Collapse of Democracy
Life in the piney woods

Love the soap - Love the scent - Love the woods!

Julie C.
* LIMITED EDITION * Grippy Sock Vacation
Loved

Loved it

Anonymous
Birthday Suit
My hands work hard every day

My hands work hard every day. This soap is fantastic and makes my hands feel cared for. Which they are!! Thank you Rachel

Robyn S.
Fuck ICE
The kind of soap that winks at you from the edge of the sink

“Eat the Rich — But Wash Your Hands First” is the kind of soap that winks at you from the edge of the sink. The cover alone sets the tone: smells like wealth redistribution with a bit of late‑stage capitalism. It’s bold, it’s irreverent, and somehow… it’s also genuinely lovely.
The scent opens with bright bergamot—clean, citrusy, and just a little mischievous—before settling into the grounding, woodsy calm of cypress. Together they create a fragrance that feels like stepping into a minimalist spa built inside a reclaimed bank vault. Fresh, refined, and quietly luxurious.
The goat milk base is where the real magic happens. It lathers into a creamy, velvety foam that feels indulgent without trying too hard. Skin comes away soft, moisturized, and just a touch more smug in the best possible way.
This soap is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh wrapped around a genuinely high‑quality product. It’s a conversation starter, a gift with personality, and a small daily ritual that reminds you not to take the world—or your shower routine—too seriously.
If you enjoy soaps that blend craftsmanship with a clever sense of humor, this one absolutely earns its place by the sink.

Heather E.
Eat the Rich
Great scents and clean ingredients!

Box of several different soaps to enjoy in the next months. The names of the soap are half the fun! If some friends are lucky, they might just get gifted some of these lovely bars of soap.
And wait! There’s more - each wrapped soap has a label letting you know which goat produced your soap. What a cute idea to include that!!
Support small woman owned business!
Will be back for more

Cam M.
Earthy & Woodsy Bundle
“The Collapse of Democracy” might sound dramatic for a bar of soap

“The Collapse of Democracy” might sound dramatic for a bar of soap, but don’t let the name fool you. This minty little brick is surprisingly uplifting. The scent hits like a cool breeze through an open window—crisp, energizing, and just grounding enough to make you feel like you can handle whatever chaos the day throws your way.
The lather is rich without being heavy, rinsing clean and leaving behind that just‑brushed‑your-teeth freshness… but for your whole body. In a world that feels like it’s wobbling on its axis, this soap offers a tiny moment of clarity. A reset button. A reminder that even when everything else feels in flux, you can still step out of the shower feeling renewed.
If you enjoy products with a sense of humor and a genuinely refreshing scent, this one earns its dramatic title in the best possible way.

Heather E.
Collapse of Democracy
This wooden soap dish is simple but incredibly effective

This wooden soap dish is simple but incredibly effective. It keeps bars dry, helps them last longer, and adds a clean, natural touch to our shower.

Heather E.
Wooden Soap Dish
I'm obsessed with these soaps

I'm obsessed with these soaps. Working on getting my loved ones just as obsessed!

Heather E.
Losing Your Marbles
Purchased this soap for my son in FL

Purchased this soap for my son (lives in FL) last year as a stocking stuffer. A few months later he was home visiting and asked me about the goat soap I got him. He said it’s the only thing he’s found that doesnt give him back acne. He said it’s amazing soap. My daughter in law liked the spa bliss scent. They’re moving to Japan soon so they asked for more goat soap for Christmas so they can take a stockpile with them. Guess I’ll be sending goat soap to Japan in the future!

Anonymous
Dads Need Soap Too
Repeat Performance!

I ordered this combo box last year and gave the bars out separately and they were a huge hit! So ordered another for this year! Truth is, I keep one for myself too... They all smell so good, and do not dry out my skin like regular soaps can do

Toni M.
Everything Bundle

I did a massive haul and I love all the scents. They’re subtle but definitely there and I can’t wait to treat my winter battered skin to some goat milk soap. (As a side note, I had an issue with the post office regarding my package and Rachel was super quick to respond amd genuinely helpful, so that made an otherwise annoyinh experience reallt nice!)

Meghann
Eat the Rich

My hands were f***** up

Four years ago, I traded California sunshine for Washington's liquid ambiance, thinking all that rain would be a free spa treatment for my skin. Surprise, surprise – wrong! Winters hit my hands like they owed them money, thanks to farm life, pandemic handwashing marathons, and the joy of wrangling newborns. I threw every cream, oil, and lotion at them, but it was like my hands were staging a rebellion.

And then, like a skincare superhero, goat's milk soap swooped in. My skin did a 180, and now I'm the self-proclaimed president of the 'Obsessed with Goat's Milk' fan club. Turns out, goats are the unsung heroes of skincare. Move over, fancy creams – goats have got this moisturizing thing down, and my cracked hands have never been happier. Thank you, goats, for saving my skin and making me the #1 goat groupie!

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Our Values

Natural and Gentle Ingredients

Falcone Farm was founded by a person with sensitive skin for people with sensitive skin. We believe in using ingredients and formulas that support people with sensitive skin, providing gentle yet effective solutions that prioritize safety and comfort.

Diversity and Inclusion

Our company believes that everyone should feel welcome and included in all spaces. We affirm that People of Color and LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights and are dedicated to creating a safe and welcoming environment for all, regardless of beliefs, gender, sexual orientation, or skin color.

Ethical Animal Treatment

We acknowledge that our business involves the breeding of animals, and we are committed to the ethical treatment and care of these animals throughout their lives. We recognize the significant responsibility that comes with breeding and are dedicated to continually expanding our knowledge to ensure that our animals are healthy, exemplary representatives of their breed, and mentally content.

Our Customers

Our customers are at the forefront of our minds when we create our formulas. Even though we embrace a fun and playful approach, we are deeply committed to their satisfaction. Everything we do is to share the wonders of goat's milk with our customers, and we strive to provide customer service that goes above and beyond the norm.

Humor

We firmly believe in infusing humor into every facet of our lives. Acknowledging life's brevity, we strive to spark laughter daily, injecting our business with humor, sass, and a dash of snark to uplift and entertain.