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  • Gently Scented

    I love a good scent as much as the next girl but I don't need my soap to perfume my whole house. Our soaps are formulated with the perfect level of fragrance that will leave you smelling lovely and not smelling like a tween that got into mom's perfume stash.

  • 100% Goat's Milk

    Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we go all in with 100% goat's milk. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience?

  • Humor Solves Everything

    Well. Maybe not everything. But we firmly believe that you either laugh or you cry and sometimes you laugh while you cry.

    So we made soap labels that say the quiet parts out loud. Human rights, family dynamics, mental health… it is all fair game.

    If it makes you laugh in the middle of the chaos, we’ve done our job.

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from 81 reviews
Great soap

Great soap. Smells fabulous and the snarky titles crack me up

Anonymous
Recovering People Pleaser
I love this

I love this soap!

Anonymous
Still Haven't Processed 2020
Love the soap and how leaves your

Love the soap and how leaves your skin

Anonymous
Burnt Out
Summer dreaming

They truly outdid themselves! These summer scent’s are a dream! I never tire of the best soap around!

Shaina G.
Summer 2026 Bundle
My husband loves this soap!!

My husband loves this soap!! It doesn’t dry his skin and it smells so good. He is hooked!! The only soap he will use now.

Christine G.
Dads Need Soap Too
They made the perfect gift!

They made the perfect gift! My sisters just love the scents and how it left their skin.

Anonymous
Summer 2026 Bundle
There’s so much to ❤️

There’s so much to ❤️ I love Falcon Farms. energy and sassy touch to naming their soaps. The soap smell delicious and are soft and luxurious. I think they make great gifts and I am enjoying using them.

Margie J.
What Year Is It?
These soaps are all fantastic! I’ve ordered so many scents now and love them all

These soaps are all fantastic! I’ve ordered so many scents now and love them all.

Meryl C.
Dads Need Soap Too

Amazing quality products! Love supporting this shop!

K.S.
Mentally Unwell Bundle
Love

Love, love, love for a perfect gift.

Christina E.
Soap Scrap Bag
This has become my fave scent!

This has become my fave scent! It’s light and soft and hey who isn’t losing their marbles just a little??? In this administration?! You’re in a safe space with this soaps!

Shaina G.
Losing Your Marbles
“Rainbow Parade” is a mood booster

“Rainbow Parade” is the kind of soap that instantly lifts your mood the moment you pick it up. The bright, joyful label sets the tone, and the soap itself absolutely delivers on that promise. The mango scent is gently sweet—fresh, sunny, and never overpowering—like slicing into a perfectly ripe mango on a warm day.

The creamy goat’s milk lather feels instantly soothing, and it leaves your skin soft, moisturized, and genuinely pampered. It’s a tiny spa moment tucked into an ordinary day. And that playful, welcoming packaging? Still the cherry on top.

Heather E.
Rainbow Parade
Love these soaps!! I love the creativity of these soaps

Love these soaps!!
I love the creativity of these soaps.The design, the packaging, the writing. All brilliant. My ONLY recommendation is to use pure essential oils instead of fragrance. :)

kelsie w.
Anxiety
Absolutely love!

Absolutely love! Always a light scent and lasts!

Shaina G.
Just Don't Worry About It
Love this entire

Love this entire line!!

kelsie w.
Undiagnosed

Need some humor and hydration?

We make soap for people with dry skin and a dry sense or humor.

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Our Values

Natural and Gentle Ingredients

Falcone Farm was founded by a person with sensitive skin for people with sensitive skin. We believe in using ingredients and formulas that support people with sensitive skin, providing gentle yet effective solutions that prioritize safety and comfort.

Diversity and Inclusion

Our company believes that everyone should feel welcome and included in all spaces. We affirm that People of Color and LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights and are dedicated to creating a safe and welcoming environment for all, regardless of beliefs, gender, sexual orientation, or skin color.

Ethical Animal Treatment

We acknowledge that our business involves the breeding of animals, and we are committed to the ethical treatment and care of these animals throughout their lives. We recognize the significant responsibility that comes with breeding and are dedicated to continually expanding our knowledge to ensure that our animals are healthy, exemplary representatives of their breed, and mentally content.

Our Customers

Our customers are at the forefront of our minds when we create our formulas. Even though we embrace a fun and playful approach, we are deeply committed to their satisfaction. Everything we do is to share the wonders of goat's milk with our customers, and we strive to provide customer service that goes above and beyond the norm.

Humor

We firmly believe in infusing humor into every facet of our lives. Acknowledging life's brevity, we strive to spark laughter daily, injecting our business with humor, sass, and a dash of snark to uplift and entertain.