Chicken Math

This one is for all my peeps who struggled with math in school but are absolutely NAILING the chicken math game. This soap is full of poppyseeds with a fresh and zesty lemon scent that is sure to leave you smelling heavenly after you latest round of chicken chores.

Not sure what chicken math is? Let me fill you in. Chicken math (simply put) is the phenomenon of ending up with way more chickens than you originally planned for. How can this happen? Well, maybe there's a really cool breed you want and then you can't just get one chick because it will be lonely so you plan for two but then they are doing a sale at the farm store and you end up with 4. That's not so bad, but then one of your chickens hatches a few babies. Soon what was a reasonable and manageable number of chickens turns into 3 dozen seemingly overnight. It's a real thing and a real struggle.

This soap is for all the people that have embraced chicken math. You are seen, you are supported and OF COURSE I will come with you to pick up more chicks! Chicken Math soap is infused with zesty lemon and poppyseeds for an exfoliating and moisturizing experience unlike any you have encountered before. Come take a break from your chicken chores and experience the bliss of gently scented lemon soap that not only cleanses your skin but nourishes it unlike any soap has before. 

This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.

If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.

If you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.

Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?