Collapse of Democracy

Collapse of Democracy: Smell minty fresh for apocalypse!

Smell minty fresh for the apocalypse. Sharp spearmint to mask the stench of betrayal, panic, and the spectacular dumpster fire our so-called leaders keep insisting is under control. Because if the world’s ending, you might as well smell like you gave a damn—unlike them.

What you need to know:

• Gently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter
• Formulated especially for dry and sensitive skin
• Made with 100% goats milk
• Handmade in small batches

This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.

If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.

If you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.

Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?