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Falcone Farm

Dumpster Fire Bundle

Dumpster Fire Bundle

Regular price $50.00 USD
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Introducing the Dumpster Fire Collection: a delightfully unhinged lineup of amazing scents for when everything else is going up in flames. From minty-fresh meltdowns to floral-scented denial, these bars are here to keep you smelling good while the world smells... less good. Think of it as self-care for the end times. Because if our country's burning, you might as well lather up and enjoy the aromatherapy.

This bundle includes:

The Collapse of Democracy - Spearmint

Losing Your Marbles - Coconut Vanilla

Eat the Rich - Bergamot and Cypress

What Year Is It? - Rainbow Sherbet

This is Fine - Honeysuckle

This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.

If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.

If you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.

Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?

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