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Falcone Farm

Dumpster Fire Bundle

Dumpster Fire Bundle

$50.00 USD
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Introducing the Dumpster Fire Collection: a delightfully unhinged lineup of amazing scents for when everything else is going up in flames. From minty-fresh meltdowns to floral-scented denial, these bars are here to keep you smelling good while the world smells... less good. Think of it as self-care for the end times. Because if our country's burning, you might as well lather up and enjoy the aromatherapy.

This bundle includes:

The Collapse of Democracy - Spearmint

Losing Your Marbles - Coconut Vanilla

Eat the Rich - Bergamot and Cypress

What Year Is It? - Rainbow Sherbet

This is Fine - Honeysuckle

This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.

If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.

If you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.

Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?
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Important Product Information

Handmade = No Two Bars are Identical

Our soaps are handcrafted in small batches, not stamped out by a giant soap factory robot. Because of that, slight variations in color, pattern, shape, and size are completely normal. We hand-cut every bar, so dimensions may vary a little, but we never package a bar below its labeled net weight. (Sometimes you'll even get a little extra.)

Nut Allergy Notice

Our soap recipe contains sweet almond oil and we occasionally use other nuts in our soaps as well. If you have a tree nut allergy, please review the ingredient list carefully and consult your healthcare provider if you have questions about whether this product is appropriate for you. While we take care in our production process, we cannot guarantee that our products are completely free from potential allergens.