Falcone Farm
Eat the Rich
Eat the Rich
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Eat the Rich: (But wash your hands first) Smells like wealth redistribution with a hint of late stage capitalism.
A deceptively calm blend of bergamot and cypress that sneaks up on you—like a smug revolution in soap form. Soft enough to fool the elite, but sharp enough to remind them their days are numbered. Because nothing says “class war” like smelling effortlessly fresh while gearing up to take down the 1%
What you need to know:
- Gently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter
- Formulated especially for dry and sensitive skin
- Made with 100% goats milk
- Handmade in small batches
This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.
If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.
If you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.
Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?
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no joke! the names might be hilarious, but this is some seriously great soap!!
“Eat the Rich — But Wash Your Hands First” is the kind of soap that winks at you from the edge of the sink. The cover alone sets the tone: smells like wealth redistribution with a bit of late‑stage capitalism. It’s bold, it’s irreverent, and somehow… it’s also genuinely lovely.
The scent opens with bright bergamot—clean, citrusy, and just a little mischievous—before settling into the grounding, woodsy calm of cypress. Together they create a fragrance that feels like stepping into a minimalist spa built inside a reclaimed bank vault. Fresh, refined, and quietly luxurious.
The goat milk base is where the real magic happens. It lathers into a creamy, velvety foam that feels indulgent without trying too hard. Skin comes away soft, moisturized, and just a touch more smug in the best possible way.
This soap is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh wrapped around a genuinely high‑quality product. It’s a conversation starter, a gift with personality, and a small daily ritual that reminds you not to take the world—or your shower routine—too seriously.
If you enjoy soaps that blend craftsmanship with a clever sense of humor, this one absolutely earns its place by the sink.
I did a massive haul and I love all the scents. They’re subtle but definitely there and I can’t wait to treat my winter battered skin to some goat milk soap. (As a side note, I had an issue with the post office regarding my package and Rachel was super quick to respond amd genuinely helpful, so that made an otherwise annoyinh experience reallt nice!)
Love the smell and it works great! Will be ordering more.
All the stars.
I have never been dissatisfied with soaps from this shop. Rachel is lovely and funny, and the soaps are high quality bars that leave you feeling clean and moisturized and smelling better than before you used them.