Falcone Farm
What Year Is It?
What Year Is It?
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
What Year Is It? Smells like déjà vu and dystopia.
This rainbow sherbet-scented fever dream is what happens when childhood nostalgia crashes headfirst into late-stage capitalism. It's bright, it's citrusy, and it's the exact opposite of how your life feels right now. Smells like 2003, screams like 2025.
What you need to know:
- Gently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter
- Formulated especially for dry and sensitive skin
- Made with 100% goats milk
- Handmade in small batches
This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.
If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.
If you just like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.
Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?
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Important Product Information
Handmade = No Two Bars are Identical
Our soaps are handcrafted in small batches, not stamped out by a giant soap factory robot. Because of that, slight variations in color, pattern, shape, and size are completely normal. We hand-cut every bar, so dimensions may vary a little, but we never package a bar below its labeled net weight. (Sometimes you'll even get a little extra.)
Nut Allergy Notice
Our soap recipe contains sweet almond oil and we occasionally use other nuts in our soaps as well. If you have a tree nut allergy, please review the ingredient list carefully and consult your healthcare provider if you have questions about whether this product is appropriate for you. While we take care in our production process, we cannot guarantee that our products are completely free from potential allergens.
Great soap and fun packaging!
Found Falcons because of a dead horse, stayed for the dry wit and amazing products! As a sufferer of eczema I have had a hard time finding soap that doesn’t exacerbate my skin issues. This is perfect!