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  • Gently Scented

    I love a good scent as much as the next girl but I don't need my soap to perfume my whole house. Our soaps are formulated with the perfect level of fragrance that will leave you smelling lovely and not smelling like a tween that got into mom's perfume stash.

  • 100% Goat's Milk

    Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we go all in with 100% goat's milk. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience?

  • Happy Goats

    All our milk comes from Clarice, our prized Mini Nubian. She and her goat gang enjoy a 'free-range' life on our farm, where they dine on the finest hay and hustle for treats like it's a goat talent show. These goatie divas are basically our family, and we pamper them with top-notch veterinary care and so much TLC that even our neighbors are jealous of the attention they get. Because when it comes to goats, we don't kid around – except for when the goats do their thing.

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from 25 reviews
I just love love love ❤️my love soap!!

I just love love love ❤️my love soap!! Leaves me feeling soft and moisturized. Definitely a fav!!

Christine G.
Love
All the stars

All the stars.
I have never been dissatisfied with soaps from this shop. Rachel is lovely and funny, and the soaps are high quality bars that leave you feeling clean and moisturized and smelling better than before you used them.

Erica
Eat the Rich
As usual these soaps are wonderful

As usual these soaps are wonderful - they lather well, smell great, are nice to my skin and have the funniest labels.

Rebecca
Whoopsie
Loved for dry wit and great soap!

Found Falcons because of a dead horse, stayed for the dry wit and amazing products! As a sufferer of eczema I have had a hard time finding soap that doesn’t exacerbate my skin issues. This is perfect!

Megan
What Year Is It?

Smell amazing! Wondeful store.

Alexandra
Summer Fruity Bundle
great products! wonderful people and company

So happy to have gotten these and what a wonderful company to interact with. highly recommend!!

Alexandra R.
Spa Bliss
We love goat milk soap!

These bars are well sized, creamy with hilarious names and scents that don't knock you on your ass. The bars last a fairly long time too. We really like the poppy seed one for helping to scrub the garden dirt out of our skin.

Rebecca
Dear Mom

Lavender is one of my favorite scents and this soap is amazing like all their products! I love how long they last too!

Jadie
The Goats Got Out

Loveeee this scent! Seriously the most amazing soap our family has ever used!

Jadie
Wine O'Clock
Love the soaps

Mango and citrus scents are my favorite. Watermelon is my least favorite but I still use it bc all of the soaps are amazing. The watermelon smells like a jolly ranger, my daughter loves it. I have purchased two $100 orders from this shop and will do it again!

Charlotte B.
Dear Mom
Fun and practical!

I love Falcone Farm soaps. They are fun to give as gifts with the snarky saying and the scents are to die for! I love the texture and feeling of moisture when I use it. Go get your favorite snarky soap and grab one for a friend too!

Nancy O.
Grippy Sock Vacation
Goat soap for the win!

Big hit with the family this Christmas! Delightful scents paired with quirky, whimsical marketing. 10/10 goats approve—and humans love it too!

Kai L.
The Relatives are Coming

They all smell amazing!!!

Kimberly
Everything Bundle
Love

Rachel these soaps are fantastic. I love them.

Renee F.
Animals Are Better Than Humans
First time user

So far I have found the product to be very soothing. I bought extra to share with friends.

Renee F.
Whoopsie

My hands were f***** up

Four years ago, I traded California sunshine for Washington's liquid ambiance, thinking all that rain would be a free spa treatment for my skin. Surprise, surprise – wrong! Winters hit my hands like they owed them money, thanks to farm life, pandemic handwashing marathons, and the joy of wrangling newborns. I threw every cream, oil, and lotion at them, but it was like my hands were staging a rebellion.

And then, like a skincare superhero, goat's milk soap swooped in. My skin did a 180, and now I'm the self-proclaimed president of the 'Obsessed with Goat's Milk' fan club. Turns out, goats are the unsung heroes of skincare. Move over, fancy creams – goats have got this moisturizing thing down, and my cracked hands have never been happier. Thank you, goats, for saving my skin and making me the #1 goat groupie!

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Our Values

Natural and Gentle Ingredients

Falcone Farm was founded by a person with sensitive skin for people with sensitive skin. We believe in using ingredients and formulas that support people with sensitive skin, providing gentle yet effective solutions that prioritize safety and comfort.

Diversity and Inclusion

Our company believes that everyone should feel welcome and included in all spaces. We affirm that People of Color and LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights and are dedicated to creating a safe and welcoming environment for all, regardless of beliefs, gender, sexual orientation, or skin color.

Ethical Animal Treatment

We acknowledge that our business involves the breeding of animals, and we are committed to the ethical treatment and care of these animals throughout their lives. We recognize the significant responsibility that comes with breeding and are dedicated to continually expanding our knowledge to ensure that our animals are healthy, exemplary representatives of their breed, and mentally content.

Our Customers

Our customers are at the forefront of our minds when we create our formulas. Even though we embrace a fun and playful approach, we are deeply committed to their satisfaction. Everything we do is to share the wonders of goat's milk with our customers, and we strive to provide customer service that goes above and beyond the norm.

Humor

We firmly believe in infusing humor into every facet of our lives. Acknowledging life's brevity, we strive to spark laughter daily, injecting our business with humor, sass, and a dash of snark to uplift and entertain.